10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls