10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."