10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."