10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth