10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• im going to 2 out you to death
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --