10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.