10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]