10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Fook the floosh droo!