10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe