10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow