10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine