10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson