10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.