10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier