10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it