10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm