10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.