10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is