10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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