10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.