10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water