10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown