10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-