10 Random Poker Quotes

See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Welcome to kicker school
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo