10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.