10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves