10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• It's Free To Fold...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.