10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez