10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977