10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare