10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.