10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.