10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."