10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "No river, no fish."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- in the poker game of life women are the rake