10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.