10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth