10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.