10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• im going to 2 out you to death