10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss