10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword