10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.