10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---