10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Those eggs smell delicious!