10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen