10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs