10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders