10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek