10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)