10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.