10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen